very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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