is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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