so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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