you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
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I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
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It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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