We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
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