so that wasnt chicken after all
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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