The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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