Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
Randomize
