Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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