Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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