Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
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I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
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WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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