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haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
tell me about the fingering
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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