I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
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about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
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Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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