it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
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