sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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