: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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