Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
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can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
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Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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