Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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