Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
25 People Confess The Biggest Betrayal They Have Ever Faced
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
25 Odd Things These Pathetic People Do For Enjoyment
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony