you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
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I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
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I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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