I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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