How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
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Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
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Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
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