Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
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woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
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Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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