But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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