We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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