I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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