Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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