normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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