So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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