Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
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I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
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If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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