I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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