In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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