Its about making memories worth repressing
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
wow bdsm is so cute
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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