i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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