At least make sure they are 18
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If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
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My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
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I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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