no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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