Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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