stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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