If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
