Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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