so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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