the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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