Me. At least after what I've been through.
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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