Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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