your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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