So drunk, too bad you don't want this
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize