You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Everclear isn't food dammit
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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