When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
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she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.