My friends, they love my intelligence
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
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She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
We talked him into tasing himself.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
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They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer