why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
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The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
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Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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