Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Your cock deserves a montage
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
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