make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Do plants get herpes?
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