Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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