Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
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He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
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Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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