i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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