The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
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